‘Closet? You'll Love It!’
Season 6, Episode 17 - Aired March 4, 2015
Jay and Claire have creative differences when they shoot a commercial for Pritchett Closets. Phil, Luke and Manny try to protect Gloria from an aerial peeping-Tom. Meanwhile, Cameron and Mitchell disagree over whether Lily should perform in the school talent show.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Back from the talent show early. Don't ask why.
Jay: I love it when children have talent.
Mitchell: Why are you smiling like that? Did something happen to Mom?
Quote from Jay
Jay: I watched what we shot today. Yeah, I'm not that cheery, likable celebrity I was 30 years ago. I am an old grump now. When did I turn that corner?
Claire: You haven't. You haven't. I mean, you're creeping up to it. You got your blinker on, but you haven't yet.
Jay: I saw it happen to my dad, you know? One day, a happy-go-lucky rotary drill operator the next he's throwing his Schlitz at the TV 'cause some lady sportscaster came on. I swore I'd never be like that.
Claire: You're not that bad. If you were, why would we all spend all our time over here?
Jay: You just come here for the pool.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Dad, you are a long way from turning into Grandpa. You know, I was with him the first time he saw sushi in the grocery store. He grabbed the price check mike and treated us all to a little lecture on Pearl Harbor. You just have to fight it a little.