‘Clean Out Your Junk Drawer’
Season 7, Episode 8 - Aired December 2, 2015
After Gloria wins a bid at a school auction, the family take part in a group therapy session with famed doctor and author Debra Radcliffe (guest star Catherine O'Hara), whose self-help book "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer" encourages people to look deep inside themselves and share long suppressed feelings with their loved ones. Elsewhere, Haley and Alex have their own help session to discuss their love lives.
Quote from Claire
Claire: I'm afraid I'm not fun enough for you.
Phil: Huh?
Claire: Yeah. My sayings aren't cute, my jokes aren't funny, and- And you're gonna get sick of me once the kids leave and you realize how truly crazy I am.
Phil: Really?
Claire: Mm-hmm.
Phil: Honey, I already know how crazy you are.