‘Caught in the Act’
Season 2, Episode 13 - Aired January 19, 2011
When the Dunphy kids surprise Phil and Claire with breakfast in bed on their anniversary, the kids get a shock of their own. Meanwhile, Gloria tries to keep Claire from seeing an email she sent, and Mitchell and Cameron use Lily's play date to try get reservations at a new restaurant.
Quote from Cameron
Waiter: Number 19!
Mitchell: Yeah. Yeah.
Waiter: Number 19!
Mitchell: Oh, could we have some napkins please?
Waiter: All out of napkins. Paper towels in bathroom, Mitchell.
Cameron: He knows your name!
Quote from Haley
Alex: I can't handle a big family talk about this.
Haley: We're not gonna have a choice. So when they start talking, just smile and nod and think about something else.
Luke: Yeah, it's easy. Just like at school.
Haley: Yeah.
Quote from Claire
Claire: So I guess what I'm saying here is that as you get older and explore your sexuality you will discover that as long as you are in a committed relationship with consenting adults, there's really nothing to be embarrassed about.
Phil: And let's face it. Your mom can't keep her hands off me whenever the gun show comes to town.
Luke: Good one, Dad.
Alex: Humor makes difficult situations easier.
Claire: Wow. Really?
Haley: Totally. You talked to us on our level but without being condescending.
Claire: We did.
Phil: All right. I guess we did.
Claire: Huh! Yay us! I think we really handled that well.
Quote from Haley
Claire: This is such a weird day.
Phil: I know it.
Claire: By the way, happy anniversary.
Phil: It always is. Mmm. [Phil and Claire kiss]
Haley: Hey, Mom, can I get- Oh, my God! Enough!