‘Career Day’
Season 4, Episode 21 - Aired May 1, 2013
Phil is excited to showcase the wonders of residential real estate to Luke's class, until his nemesis Gil Thorpe interrupts his presentation. Meanwhile, Gloria encourages Jay to follow his dream of being a novelist, and Mitchell and Cameron make an expensive mistake when Lily is visited by the Tooth Fairy.
Quote from Luke
Phil: Okay, guys, bring it in! Let's get this place shipshape before she gets home. I'm sure she had a big first day. Haley, I'm putting you on laundry. Alex, kitchen and vacuum. Luke, you're cleaning the bathroom.
Luke: Why me?
Alex: Because you always mess it up.
Haley: Yeah, why can't you pee straight?
Luke: Hey, I'm doing a great job from that far back.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay, guys, team Dunphy on three. One, two... That's right, we got a lot to do! Honey, what are you doing home so early?
Claire: I quit. That man is a complete pig. He treated me like a servant and showed me absolutely no respect.
Phil: I'm so sorry. You deserve better than that.
Claire: I do.
Phil: So what's for dinner? I feel like you heard me wrong. I said, what's for dinner?
Claire: I heard you!