Daliya: Go ahead, Manny.
Manny: I'm not saying we need to do anything right away. I'm just asking you to wait a few years.
Daliya: You are so sweet. Whoever ends up with you is the luckiest woman in the world.
Manny: That could be you.
Daliya: No. I am unlucky, because I was born too soon. And I can't have you wait around. Poets have to live. Besides, in a few years, you'll feel differently.
Manny: You're wrong. I'll feel this way for the rest of my life.

Minister: Marriage is a promise. It says to the world that you share a love and a commitment to each other that will only grow deeper as the years go by. Now have you two written vows?
Sal: Yeah, I'll go. Marriage terrifies me. Take Mitch and Cam. I used to think their life looked so boring. I could never do it. Pay bills? Wash dishes? Wake up to the same face every day? I felt sorry for them.
Mitchell: Where is this headed?
Sal: But they're not bored. It turns out when you're with the right person, you can change shelf paper at 10:00 at night in your pajamas and not wanna be anywhere else. That's how much they love each other.
Cameron: We sure do.
Sal: And when I just saw your face, I remembered that's how much I love you. Thanks for being here.
Cameron: We wouldn't be anywhere else, Sal.

Minister: And do you have anything prepared?
Sal: Hit me, baby.
Tony: I made out with a stripper last night. Sorry. I just wanna start this clean.
Sal: I made out with a bartender an hour ago.
Tony: You're not just saying that to make me feel better, are you?
Sal: Back me up. Didn't I?
Mitchell: She totally did.

Claire: Alex, honey, amazing. Why didn't you tell us?
Alex: Oh, I-I don't know.
Haley: That was so good. If I didn't know you, I'd be all like, "that chick is cool."

Haley: Did she just apologize for us?
Claire: Yep.
Haley: But we were just being nice.
Claire: Sucks, doesn't it?

Phil: Luke, I'm sorry Simone's mom dragged her away so fast.
Luke: It's okay. I was running out of things to say.
Phil: Guess I kind of blew it for you, didn't I?
Luke: No. Now that her mom doesn't want her going out with me anymore, Simone wants me more than ever. I guess she's heading into a rebellious stage.
Phil: Best time to get 'em. Never be afraid to go after a girl who's out of your league. I did. That's how I got your mom.
Luke: Yeah, I always wondered how you pulled that one off.
Phil: She was in a rebellious stage, too. Yep, grandpa wasn't always as crazy about me as he is now.