‘Airport 2010’
Season 1, Episode 22 - Aired May 5, 2010
When Gloria surprises Jay with a vacation to Hawaii for his birthday, he's overwhelmed when he learns the whole family is coming for an action-packed trip.
Quote from Manny
Manny: And once I spent a week in Cancun, which, by the way, did not live up to the hype.
Quote from Jay
TSA Agent: Then why are you departing Maui on different dates?
Gloria: Well, because he's traveling back home with his family.
Jay: What?
Gloria: Surprise! They're only staying for six days. The rest of the time it's only you and me.
Jay: Really?
Gloria: Mm-hmm. I wanted to spend some time alone with my husband- drink cocktails by the pool, sleep in.
Jay: I could not love you any more than I do right now.
Gloria: I also found a topless beach.
Jay: I was wrong.
Quote from Jay
Jay: It's whale "watching."
Gloria: Whale washing.
Jay: Watching.
Gloria: Washing.
Jay: That's close enough.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Quick, do your zombie impression.
Gate Attendant: She hasn't been drinking, has she?
Phil: Oh, no, no, no. She's- She's hilarious. Okay, let's do bride of Frankenstein. Oh! [imitating Crashing Noises.] It's so, so good.
Quote from Mitchell
Phil: She's pretty tightly wound. Some people are just built that way.
Mitchell: [shouting] Honestly, could you drive any slower?