Modern Family Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
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- Season 4
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- 601 The Long Honeymoon
- 602 Do Not Push
- 603 The Cold
- 604 Marco Polo
- 605 Won't You Be Our Neighbor
- 606 Halloween 3: AwesomeLand
- 607 Queer Eyes, Full Hearts
- 608 Three Turkeys
- 609 Strangers in the Night
- 610 Haley's 21st Birthday
- 611 The Day We Almost Died
- 612 The Big Guns
- 613 Rash Decisions
- 614 Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
- 615 Fight or Flight
- 616 Connection Lost
- 617 Closet? You'll Love It!
- 618 Spring Break
- 619 Grill, Interrupted
- 620 Knock 'Em Down
- 621 Integrity
- 622 Patriot Games
- 623 Crying Out Loud
- 624 American Skyper
- Season 7
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- Season 10
- Season 11
Modern Family
Modern Family is a mockumentary that follows the extended Pritchett family with three diverse households that show what it means to be a modern family.
Starring:
Ed O'Neill, Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Nolan Gould, Rico Rodriguez, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, Jeremy Maguire, Reid Ewing.
Recurring Actors:
Adam DeVine, Nathan Lane, Fred Willard, Shelley Long, Elizabeth Banks, Benjamin Bratt, Chazz Palminteri, Dana Powell, Kevin Daniels, Rob Riggle, Stephanie Beatriz, Christian Barillas.
Original Run: 2009-2020.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Cameron in Hit and Run
Cameron: We never needed fake I.D.s on the farm. We figured if a 16-year-old could drive a tractor, he could drink a beer. Not at the same time, of course. It's Missouri, not Texas.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Claire in The Closet Case
Claire: [aside to camera] That was the moment I realized Phil wanted me to kick Dylan out so he could be the cool one. Well, I can be cool, too. I'm cooler than cool. I'm frigid.
Quote from Cameron in Unplugged
Cameron: [affected accent] The tribe elders foretold that though I lay with fire-haired man, the giving hawk would bring us baby with her skin the color of sweet corn, which my people call maize.
Mitchell: Okay. Please stop.
Mr. Plympton: Well, uh-
Cameron: Knowledge is her sustenance. Like so much maize which, you'll remember, means corn.
Mitchell: What if I was a single dad?
Quote from Gloria in Unplugged
Jay: Why didn't you just tell me this in the first place?
Gloria: Ay, like you would be okay with me stealing a dog.
Jay: No.
Gloria: Exactly. That's why I didn't tell you. Now the dog is happy, Manny can sleep, and we have pickles.
Jay: Okay, it worked out this time, but don't forget that stealing is against the law. Now maybe in Colombia-
Gloria: Ah, here we go. Because in Colombia, we trip over goats and we kill people in the street. Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!
Quote Collections
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The creative ways Phil Dunphy answers the phone.
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Quotes from Clive Bixby and Juliana, Phil and Claire's romantic alter egos.
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“Closets Closets Closets Closets”
Jay Pritchett's tales from decades in the closet industry.
22 quotes
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A selection of quotes featuring Phil Dunphy's creative, G-rated exclamations and curses.
19 quotes
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“Cameron Tucker's Tales from the Farm”
Cameron Tucker's tales of growing up on a farm in Missouri.
31 quotes
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Enjoy a selection of quotes from Halloween episodes of Modern Family.
39 quotes
Trending Quotes
Jay: You know, it's... Thing about babies, you... you fall in love with a baby with the cutest little fat folds, and then... bam... they're gone. But it's okay, because in its place is this... toddler with the greatest laugh on Earth. And then one day, the toddler's gone, and in its place, a little kid that asks the most interesting questions you've ever heard. And this keeps going on like that, but you never get the chance to miss any of them, 'cause there's always a new kid to take the place of the old. Until they grow up. And then... in a moment, all those kids you fell in love with walk out the door at the same time.
Waitress: Jesus.
Jay: Oh, I don't mean to be a bummer. I'm just saying it goes fast. Like the expression... "You never know the last time you pick up your kid."