Malcolm: Okay, you drive to the hoop. When they double-team you, kick it out to me, and I'll take the shot.
Stevie: I'll... take the shot. I don't... have a mom.
Malcolm: Okay, that's the third time today you've played the "mom card."
Stevie: Get... used to it.

Stevie: So, the universe... can be... finite. And unmounted. But if... Are you... listening?
Malcolm: Oh, my God! Sara Coleman is so beautiful! The way she runs her hand through her hair. And that smile. You look at her and you can't even see anyone else.
Stevie: Evey day... you do this. Ask her... out.
Malcolm: Come on, Stevie! Sara would never go out with me! She's smart, cool, good-looking. If we went out it would make me happy, so therefore it will never happen. I am destined to be the most miserable person on Earth.
Stevie: Boo... [uses inhaler] ...hoo.