Malcolm: You know what's really bothering you? You don't think I'm prejudiced. You're just mad that at work I don't have to obey you. And now that I'm getting older, you're losing more and more control over me every day. You can't stand that soon I'll be free!
Trey: He has a dream!
Malik: Sing it, my brother!
Lois: Should we talk about what's really bothering you? It's that you know I'm right! You do have a code of ethics that you're trying to deny!
Malcolm: What do you know about ethics? Bringing this in here to embarrass me in front of Dad's friends?! Did I tell Dad how you said that sooner or later he'll realize he'll look ridiculous, and quit this stupid fight with the trash man?! Did I?! No! Because, no matter how mad I get, I always treat you with some level of decency!
Hal: I'll realize I look ridiculous.
Lois: Hal, that's not the point!

Lois: What is this?
Craig: It's the new ad campaign for Smooth Malt Liquor.
Lois: You don't find this offensive?!
Craig: Why?
Lois: Well, it's a Black janitor with a mop and a six pack of Malt Liquor in his hand.
Craig: I don't know that he's the janitor, maybe he just spilled something.
Lois: His name is Slappy?!
Craig: A delightful throwback to a simpler time.
Lois: Well, I'm getting rid of it.
Craig: If you get caught, I don't know about this. And I would have loved to have been called Slappy growing up!

[Lois places the "Slappy" beer standee in front of Hal's poker table]
Malcolm: What the hell are you doing?!
Lois: I just thought I'd show this to the guys. You can explain why you've been fighting to keep this up at the store.
Malcolm: I wasn't fighting for it, I was just told to put it up by my boss.
Lois: You also added very vehemently that, "It's not so bad". Maybe you can explain to everyone here why this isn't racist.
Trey: First we picked their cotton, then we had to solve their moral dilemmas.
Steve: It's probably the saddest sight of all when racism impacts on white people.
Malik: Oh, how many white mothers and sons must be torn asunder before we learned all this?
Trey: It's bad enough we have to watch them dancing in their weddings?
Hal: Shaking their flat asses around. [all dance]
Lois: Will you stop it? I need your help! This is a completely offensive false image of African-American men!
[Abe stands next to the "Slappy" Standee holding a mop in one hand and a beer can in the other]