Dewey: Hello, sir.
Man: Sorry. I don't eat candy.
Dewey: Oh, these aren't candy bars. These are America Bars.
Man: What are you talking about?
Dewey: You know, America Bars. Well, actually, I prefer the term "Freedom Bars." You love America, right?
Man: Well, of course I do.
Dewey: Well, there are a lot of people out there who are hoping we won't do our part.
Man: What do you mean?
Dewey: You know. People. People who don't have this country's best interests at heart.
Man: So, these candy bars help fight terrorism?
Dewey: With every chocolatey, nougaty bite.

Malcolm: How much blood do we have left?
Stevie: Plenty. I snuck... another pint... when he was sleeping.
Malcolm: Stevie!
Stevie: He wants... to help.
Malcolm: I know, but I took care of that. He kept bugging me, so I gave him some food coloring and told him they were chemicals.
Reese: [runs in] Guys, guys! I've made a discovery! When you mix blue and yellow, you get an entirely new color! I'm gonna name it... [holds up vial of green liquid] "blellow."

Malcolm: Reese... this is important. It's for medicine. This enzyme could help save somebody's life one day. Just please try to think about what you did.
Reese: Um... I can't. I'm sorry. I don't know. I was just hanging out in the room like I always do.
Stevie: Re... create it.
Malcolm: Yeah, that's a great idea. Just do everything you did when you were in the room by yourself. Just close your eyes and pretend. See everything you did in your mind's eye and then just do what you see. Stevie and I aren't even here. You're alone in the room just like before.
Reese: Okay, let's see... First thing was... you guys left. And then I went to the test tubes... ...to see what an enzyme tasted like. But then it was boring already. And then... I saw something shiny... and I put it in my "shiny" box. And then... Right. And then I got one of Malcolm's shirts... and then I... [sticks shirt down his pants and "flosses" with it]
Malcolm: Oh, my God.
Reese: Then I played with Dewey's Game Boy.