Otto: Distinguished guests, friends, members of the press... when the Fish Defense League told me that the dam on our property was blocking the endangered silverback trout from its natural breeding grounds, I was glad to help. And so today, we are going to blow up this evil dam. Afterwards, we will have a nice, light lunch provided by the Grotto, a friend of fish and the business traveler. Here we go!
Francis: That's weird. From here, the dynamite looks a lot like a picnic cooler.
[When Otto presses the ignition key, a flat-bed truck behind them goes up in flames]
Otto: I am starting to think that that is a picnic cooler.

Lois: [cutesy voice to Jamie] ...and then he was chopped up and eaten by wolves, because that's what happens to babies who pull hair.

Malcolm: Okay, question 17 was, "Bee is to hive as A) fish is to pond, "B) bear is to den or C) coral is to reef?" That's what it was, right?
Stevie: How should... I know?
Malcolm: You took the same test I did.
Stevie: Four... years ago. How do you... remember?
Malcolm: I just do. And it's a good thing, because it's the only way we can keep Dewey out of the Krelboyne class.
Stevie: Why can't... he just... tank it?
Malcolm: The tests are designed to catch that. We have to give exactly the same answers a real dumb person would give.
Stevie: How do we... do that?
Reese: [enters] Guys, guys! I've been trying to figure out what kind of genius I am, and I finally realized, I should go to the library! And you know what? You can get Internet porn there and the librarians can't do anything about it! God, I love this country. [Malcolm and Stevie smile at each other]