Lois Quote #456
Quote from Lois in Malcolm Visits College
Lois: I hope you weren't hunched over like that during your interview. And why didn't you tell him about your extracurricular activities?
Malcolm: How do you even know what I said? Did you have your ear pressed up against the door?
Lois: You should be a little less concerned about what I did and a little bit more concerned about your own performance. And next time, say "bless you" when he sneezes. These people are looking for any excuse not to like you.
Malcolm: All right, 230. You walked me to my dorm room, you chose my lunch, you tucked in my shirt in the middle of orientation. Now will you please just leave?
Lois: Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me?
Malcolm: Because I'm supposed to be doing this stuff on my own.
Lois: I'm just here to make sure you do it on your own the right way.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.