Hal Quote #543
Quote from Hal in Malcolm Visits College
Hal: I'm not going to buy you a piano. You've never even had lessons.
Dewey: I don't need lessons. I already know how to play. I'm great. Look. [pretends to play the table]
Hal: That's very cute, Dewey, but we can't afford a piano. Do you know how close my company is to going out of business? They're selling our office furniture and forcing us to have desk buddies.
Dewey: Dad, you don't know me very well, but you couldn't have missed the fact that I'm having a horrible childhood. Now there's a chance for you to make it suck a little less.
Hal: I said no. End of discussion. Now you're just going to have to find some other way to amuse yourself.
[Dewey takes the remote control and slips it down his shirt as he walks away]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.