Craig Quote #91
Quote from Craig in Watching the Baby
Hal: Craig, for God's sakes, I'm in a hurry. Now, I just want the Tidy Winks, okay? I don't have time for a big discussion. Now, please, will you just ring me up?
Craig: Certainly. That will be $7.98.
Hal: [struggles to find his wallet] Craig, don't make a thing out of this.
Craig: Why, whatever do you mean, Hal?
Hal: I'm sorry that I snapped at you before, but I really need these diapers. Can you loan me the money? [both chuckle]
Craig: I could loan you the money, Hal, but that would be helping you. And since you have a tendency to yell at people who try to help you, I don't think that's the wisest course of action for me to take.
Hal: Look, Lois will pay for these tomorrow when she comes in.
Craig: You can't take those! That's shoplifting!
Hal: Fine. Then I'm shoplifting. What are you going to do about it?
Craig: Vernon? [Hal gasps as he bumps up against the large security guard]
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Craig: Oh. You're buying the Tidy Winks.
Hal: Yes, and I'm in kind of a hurry.
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Hal: Craig, I just...
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Reese: Hey, we're riding in a limo we didn't pay for. We're about to make out with hot girls who don't even like us. I don't know what we are, but we are not losers.
Malcolm: Have you even thought about where this is going? Her boyfriend is Aaron Steponovich. Have you seen that guy? If he sees you kissing his girlfriend, he's going to kill you.
Reese: I know.
Malcolm: Then why are you...?
Reese: Because anything's better than the way things are now. Look... I've had this cute lab partner in science for eight weeks now. Her name is Cheryl. I finally left Cheryl a note on her desk asking her out. And when she read it, she turned to me and said, "Do you know who Reese is?" So then she goes, "Does anybody know who Reese is?" And everybody shrugged. So then I said, "Probably some nobody." And you know what? I was right.
Limo Driver: Wow. That's awful, kid. You want to wear my hat?
Reese: So tonight I'm gonna fix that. From now on, when I walk by, people are going to say, "What happened to that guy's face?" And someone's going to say, "That's Reese. He made out with Aaron Steponovich's girlfriend." And that I can live with.