Ida Quote #42

Quote from Ida in Baby: Part 2

Lois: We can't wait for Hal anymore. We've got to go to the hospital now!
Ida: You really think you're ever going to see your husband again?
Lois: Mom!
Ida: He's a man, isn't he? He's had his way with you. What's he need to stick around for?
Francis: Look, if you're not going to have the decency to choke on the fumes of your own bile, can you at least take your poison over to Aunt Susan's?
Ida: Did she ask me to come? Did she call you?
Francis: No.
Ida: No, of course not. She only wants to see me suffer. Can you imagine how she's laughing at me, knowing that now I'm stuck with you as my favorite.


 ‘Baby: Part 2’ Quotes

Quote from Reese

Fran: When your milk duct is blocked, it's called mastitis. It's important that you let your baby suck the obstruction out of the breast, and don't be alarmed if the baby then vomits up a cottage cheese-type substance. Now, join me over here...
Dewey: Like I needed another reason to hate cottage cheese.
Reese: I've been kind of zoning in and out here, but did she just say milk comes out of those things?
Malcolm: Reese, that's what they're for.
Reese: My God! Women are the cows of people!

Quote from Dewey

Reese: We are the worst kids in the world. Mom was right.
Dewey: We really are evil little trolls who have absolutely no consideration for anything but ourselves, and destroy everything we come in contact with, and we're lucky if we don't end up in prison or dead.

Quote from Craig

Craig: Knock, knock. Lois, I need to borrow a coat hanger. I dropped my sandwich underneath my car seat. [Lois groans] What's going on here?
Piama: Lois is in labor, and Hal's not here. [Lois whimpers]
Craig: I have dreamed of this moment! Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to carry you in my arms to my van. I have one of the three original sirens from Starsky and Hutch. I can make that trip in seven minutes flat.
Steve: You're talking crazy! There were only two sirens used in that entire series, and they're both in the Smithsonian.
Craig: Au contraire. There were four sirens.