Malcolm Quote #447
Quote from Malcolm in Future Malcolm
Malcolm: Draw.
Leonard: One more.
Stevie: No! It's been... four... hours!
Malcolm: All right, all right. God.
Leonard: Who designed these damn cement benches anyway? [walks off] Probably some stupid civil servant never made it through design class. Now he takes his frustrations out on the asses of the general public.
Malcolm: What the hell is with that guy? [walks off] He is so annoying. First it's too warm, then it's too cool, then the pigeons are walking funny. He didn't shut up for one second. I mean, give it a try, stop complaining. No, you want to know the worst thing about him? He kept picking at his...
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Otto: Francis, you have inspired me to new heights. See how I have captured the confident power of your torso, the sheer arrogance of your ass.
Quote from Malcolm
[Reese is eating a jalapeno pepper as Malcolm reads the Guinness Book of World Records]
Reese: [groans] How many more for the record?
Malcolm: Two more tubs should do it. [to camera] There really isn't a category for eating jalapenos, but I think he's probably suffered enough. I'm going to tell him in a minute.
[cut to Malcolm dumping another bag of ice in Reese's bath:]
Reese: [whimpers]
Malcolm: [to camera] I'm so close to telling him, honest.
[cut to Reese running into a wall:]
Reese: [yells] Ninty-seven.
Malcolm: [to camera] Really, I'm going to tell him.
Reese: [yells]
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: Anything I want to do, they don't understand. And if they do understand, they just make fun of it. But why should I expect them to be any different than the rest of the world? Let's face it, everyone on this planet is a brain-dead, butt-scratching half-wit.
Stevie: Bite... us.