Gretchen Quote #4
Quote from Gretchen in Boys at Ranch
Gretchen: [to Dewey] Aren't they wonderful? They are Hopi Indian kachina dolls. Now, according to legend, he tracks down misbehaving children und chews up their bones so no one will ever find them again. Mythology is so much fun, don't you think? [Dewey goes to grab one] Oh, no, no. No. They are far too valuable. You mustn't touch them. Can I trust you?
Dewey: I don't see why not.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Boys at Ranch’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Malcolm: So, where's Francis?
Dewey: Is he really the foreman?
Reese: We haven't seen him in months.
Hal: You'll have to forgive the boys. They've always looked up to Francis like he's some kind of hero.
[As the boys step outside, Francis comes riding over the hill on a horse]
Francis: [horse whinnies in distance] [whinnies] How's it going, guys?
Hal: My God, Francis! How the heck did you learn to ride a horse like that?
Francis: Well, you got to pick it up quick around here. We break horses, brand cattle, it's about as close to the Old West as you'll ever find.
Woman on Golf Cart: [horn toots] Where do I find the jazzercise class?
Francis: Other side of the smoothie bar.
Quote from Otto
Francis: I specifically told you guys stay away from those ATVs! What the hell were you thinking?!
Hal: They don't think, Francis. They never have! The only thing their heads are good for is to plug up their necks.
Otto: [points at Dewey] I blame the oldest one. The others follow him like sheep!
Quote from Piama
Piama: Hey, guys. I'm so sorry. I came as fast as I could.
Hal: Hey.
Piama: I-I'm not going to get too close. I'm fighting a terrible cold. I'll probably be in bed all weekend.
Malcolm: Mom didn't come.
Piama: [throws box of tissues away] Well, we'll just have to enjoy ourselves without her. Come on.