Hal Quote #370
Quote from Hal in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Hal: What is this called?
Vince: We're racewalking.
Hal: I've never seen anything like it. The the style, the grace.
Vince: Well, it's not all just about looking good. It's the best low-impact aerobic exercise ever invented, despite what you hear from all those Tai-Chi punks.
Hal: Yeah, but how do you do it?
Vince: Well, the International Racewalking Federation specifies you must have one foot on the ground at all times.
Hal: But-
Vince: And your front leg must remain straight until it's completely under you.
Hal: Something like this?
Vince: Hey! I think you've got it! Look at that, guys. I think we got ourselves a natural!
Hal: [giggles] Wow! Look at me! I can walk!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.