Reese Quote #264
Quote from Reese in Humilithon
Reese: It's just so exciting to be part of something from the very beginning. Stain. It's classic. It's one of those rare nicknames that will stick with a person forever because they are so perfect in their cruelty. Hey, you know what's weird? It's actually wiping out my memory of your old name. Is it Monty? Marco? Murgatroyd?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Humilithon’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Francis: [on the phone] Dad, listen, I know I owe you guys a lot of money and I want to start paying you back. So I'm sending you $50 this month, and then my plan is...
Hal: What do you need $50 for?
Francis: No, I'm sending you $50.
Hal: Francis, I can't spare $50.
Francis: No, I'm sending you the money-
Lois: Just give him the $50. We have to go.
Hal: All right, your mother says it's okay, but we have to go. [hangs up]
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: [to himself] I also think we should we have meat loaf on Mondays and not on Tuesdays so we can have an extra day of meat loaf sandwiches. I also think the table should be in front of the TV and the couch should be in front of the refrigerator. I also think there should be hand-me-ups instead of hand-me-downs, I think kids should be able to steer, and I think school should be only four hours a day and should be held on top of the building. I also think...
Quote from Mr. Herkabe
Mr. Herkabe: Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves.
Malcolm: Hi, Mr. Herkabe.
Mr. Herkabe: And you must be Reese. I have been thoroughly briefed on you, and if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medieval on your permanent record.
Reese: Ask yourself, whatever happened to the old dean of discipline?