Reese Quote #253
Reese: Mom, Dad, this whole thing has got me thinking. I mean, usually those cops are throwing me in the back of their squad cars. But today they were all clapping for me.
Lois: Well, you're a real hero.
Reese: And it was really cool, you know. Protecting you guys. Saving your lives.
Hal: Thanks again.
Reese: And it's made me realize for the first time in my life I know what my purpose is. I think I've found my calling. Mom, Dad... I wanna be a pig.
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[Reese holds on tightly to the couch]
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