Reese Quote #251

Quote from Reese in Monkey

Reese: I saw his head in the moonlight. It looked like a big, fat pitch sitting over the plate.
Police Officer: If only there were a lot more kids like you, our streets would be a lot safer.
Reese: Thanks.
Police Officer: You look familiar. Did you ever participate in our ride-along program?
Reese: Sorta.


 ‘Monkey’ Quotes

Quote from Craig

Craig: It turns out it was all a simple misunderstanding! [laughs] It's Larry who should've gotten the spin-off show, not the Ropers. Huh, Oliver? [chuckles]

Quote from Malcolm

Man: [on TV] "In order to break free of Earth's atmosphere, a rocket ship must attain speeds of upwards of 25,000mph."
Reese: Bull! If they went that fast they would just be squashed to the back of their seats! They wouldn't float around!
Malcolm: You're confusing acceleration with velocity. You feel it when you first start going faster, but once you're up to speed, you don't even notice. I mean, right now we're on a planet that's spinning at 1,000 miles per hour. And that's just rotational velocity, we're also travelling around the sun at almost 67,000 mph. And then, the whole solar system is hurtling through the galaxy which is hurtling away from other galaxies 'cause the universe is expanding.
[Reese holds on tightly to the couch]
Dewey: Wee-ee-ee-ee!

Quote from Reese

Reese: And then, after the award ceremony, they gave me a tour of the police station. Did you know the mirrors in the interrogation room are two-way? It's good thing they didn't have that before.