Hal Quote #334

Quote from Hal in Clip Show

Hal: My wife told you about the car?
Dr. Kennedy: Yes, the joyriding incident.
Hal: $700 worth of damage! We are at our wits' end with these boys. I am authorizing you to do whatever it takes. Drugs, brainwashing, electroshock...
Dr. Kennedy: Maybe I'll start with talking.
Hal: You're the expert. [to the boys] You do whatever the doctor says. You better be cured when I get back!

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Quote from Reese

Reese: Who cares if they don't believe me about the car? I've gotten this far in my life without anyone giving me any credit. So why should I expect any different now?
Malcolm: Yeah, a guy who leaves thumbtacks on the toilet seat is so misunderstood.
Dr. Kennedy: Please remember the ground rules.
Reese: You're the one who taught me my name in French was "latrine"!
Dr. Kennedy: Don't interrupt.
Malcolm: You're the one who sold my bike for $3 to Billy Watson the day he moved to Canada!
Dr. Kennedy: We don't-
Reese: I'm the one who spit in Dewey's cereal this morning. I mean-
Dewey: I drank that milk I licked the bowl! I hate you!
Reese: Oh, shut up, pit-stain!

Quote from Malcolm

Dr. Kennedy: And you have another brother, Francis?
Reese: Yeah, did they tell you what they did to him?
Malcolm: It's a classic first-born scenario: a free-and-easy couple suddenly has a kid and their whole world's turned upside down. And even after there's other kids, the oldest one becomes a symbol for everything wrong in their lives, through no fault of his own.

Quote from Reese

Malcolm: This is ridiculous! We didn't take their car!
Reese: We were watching TV all night. We were being good. Well, I mean I had some stuff scheduled for later, but...