Hal Quote #280
Lois: I had the most wonderful time at dance class! Every time the instructor needed to show the class something, he used me as his partner. I always thought I was such a clodhopper! I cannot believe what I have missed all these years. Oh, how was your poker game?
Hal: Hm? Oh, it was great! Why wouldn't it be? I love Abe! I love poker! A whole night playing poker with Abe...
and his friends.
Lois: The teacher thinks I have a dancer's ankles! What do you think, huh? Wanna dance with the star pupil?
Hal: Huh?
Lois: You know, dance.
Hal: No, I'm not in the mood.
Lois: You're always in the mood!
Hal: Not every single night of my life!
Lois: Yes, you are!
Hal: I'm not some kind of machine!
Lois: Yes, you are.
Hal: You can't just snap your fingers-
Lois: Yes, I can. I always have.
Hal: Oh, alright!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Poker’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: And still... he has... nothing!
Malcolm: Alright. You know what? That's it! I'm writing about you doing a movie.
Stevie: But my movie's... about your paper.
Malcolm: Yeah. I'm doing my paper about your movie about me doing my paper!
Stevie: Fine! My movie's... about you doing... your paper... about me doing... my...
Malcolm: Alright, I get it!
Stevie: ... movie... about you...
Quote from Lois
Lois: Oh, with the boys asleep this house is so quiet!
Hal: Mm-hm.
Lois: Such a nice idea to build a fire.
Hal: Yeah. Hey, I didn't build a fire. I thought you built a fire.
[After Hal and Lois extinguish the fire, they comb through the charred evidence on the kitchen table as the boys stand behind them:]
Hal: Well, looks like Reese got a D in English. And Dewey seems to be fighting again.
Dewey: Biting.
Lois: Oh, Malcolm, tell your teacher I'd love to chaperone the class overnight. We can share a tent.
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: I can't believe Mr. Herkabe allowed you to do a video project instead of a paper!
Stevie: You could have... asked!
Malcolm: I don't have parents rich enough to buy me a videocamera.
Stevie: Rich... and compensating.
Malcolm: I don't know even what I'm going to write about. I mean, what's your movie gonna be about?
Stevie: The creative... process. You writing... your paper.
Malcolm: Is that on?! Turn it off! I don't have an idea. You're going to make me look like an idiot. I'm serious!
Stevie: This is... great! Now knock... me over!