Francis Quote #177

Quote from Francis in Health Scare

Lavernia: Alright, college boy, you want it? You got it! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Francis: Excuse me?
Lavernia: I'm kickin' your ass. You don't ever disrespect me like that.
Eric: Francis, what are you doing? You can't challenge Lavernia to a fight.
Francis: I didn't challenge anybody.
Fittsy: Hey, Lavernie's fightin' college boy!
Dave: We've got an opening Sunday at two before Mass.
Lavernia: Sunday. Two o'clock. Your ass, my foot.
Francis: This is insane. There's no way I'm going to fight a woman!
Lavernia: If I don't mind, why should you?


 ‘Health Scare’ Quotes

Quote from Francis

Lavernia: You disgust me. You better run home to Mama, so she can kiss your tears away and make you cocoa and tell you- [Francis punches back]
Francis: For your information, my mother's a tormenting control freak. It would never occur to her to make me cocoa!

Quote from Reese

Malcolm: You can't call that a short cut! A shortcut has to be shorter!
Reese: Says who?!
Malcolm: Says the word!
Reese: No, a shortcut is just when you don't use regular streets.
Malcolm: So, according to you, if it took 150 years to cross the street, just as long as you went through some bushes and trees, that would qualify as a short cut?!
Reese: God, you hate being wrong.

Quote from Reese

[After Malcolm and Reese jump out of their beds fully-dressed at 11pm, Reese holds a hand mirror under the bedroom door.]
Malcolm: Booby trapped?
Reese: A broom handle tied to a string of tin cans. A classic.
Malcolm: You know, if Mom ever trusted us, I think she'd be pleasantly surprised.
[Malcolm and Reese put decoys in their beds to make it look like they're sleeping]
Reese: Yeah. We're basically good kids.