Stevie Quote #72
Quote from Stevie in Malcolm's Girlfriend
Stevie: So, the universe... can be... finite. And unmounted. But if... Are you... listening?
Malcolm: Oh, my God! Sara Coleman is so beautiful! The way she runs her hand through her hair. And that smile. You look at her and you can't even see anyone else.
Stevie: Evey day... you do this. Ask her... out.
Malcolm: Come on, Stevie! Sara would never go out with me! She's smart, cool, good-looking. If we went out it would make me happy, so therefore it will never happen. I am destined to be the most miserable person on Earth.
Stevie: Boo... [uses inhaler] ...hoo.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Lois: This is all your fault, Hal. You're the one who bought him that acne medicine.
Hal: I thought we were safe. I mean, he's still goofy-looking. His head is, like, five times too big for his body.
Lois: We shouldn't have to worry about this with Malcolm. He's gifted. He's in genius classes. Girls aren't supposed to be interested in him until he's 28 and a billionaire!
Hal: Certain things are beyond the boy's control, Lois. It's his genetics. Girls, they just swoon. Sorry, what am I telling your for? You battle with it every day. There's nothing we can do.
Quote from Reese
Reese: That was pathetic!
Malcolm: You were watching us?
Reese: Believe me, it's the last time! You know, just because you have a girl doesn't mean you should act like one.
Malcolm: I don't know what's wrong with her! She's driving me crazy! I freak out 20 times a day!
Reese: Dude, you think about everything too much. You've just got to calm down. Turn off your brain.
Malcolm: It's not that easy.
Reese: Sure it is. I do it all the time. Watch.
Malcolm: You can't just turn off your- [Reese stares blankly ahead] Reese! Reese!
Reese: Whoa! How long was I out?
Quote from Dewey
Lois: Dewey, how was your day?
Dewey: I got a new friend, his name's Ronnie. He just moved here. He's got a Nintendo, a Playstation, and a nanny. He's really rich.
Hal: [to the empty seat] Well, nice to meet you, Ronnie.
Dewey: No, he's real! I can make real friends, too!
Lois: Oh, of course you can, honey. Just don't be frustrated if it takes you a little bit longer than the other boys.
Dewey: Ronnie is real!