Stevie Quote #68
Reese: Oh, man, this is the last weekend. We've got to go.
Malcolm: Yeah, like Mom will ever let us go.
Stevie: Why does... she have... to know?
Malcolm: You got an idea?
Stevie: Maybe... you guys... could come... for a sleepover.
Malcolm: Your parents aren't going to let us go to the fair.
Stevie: They'll think... that I'm... sleeping... at your house.
Malcolm: Double alibi.
Reese: It's a classic for a reason.
Stevie: Can you... talk your mom... into... sleeping over?
Malcolm: Mom, can we sleep over at Stevie's tonight?
Lois: [o.s.] Sure!
Stevie: Now for... my parents.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Carnival’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Uh-oh.
Malcolm: [to camera] This is like the beginning of every horror movie I've ever seen.
Reese: I think we should all split up.
Quote from Stevie
Kitty: A sleepover?! At someone else's house?!
Abe: Don't you like sleeping here, son?
Kitty: I don't think this is a good idea, Steve. I mean, Malcolm's family doesn't have a HEPA filter air purifier and God knows how outmoded their alarm system is. They probably don't even have motion detectors.
Abe: Be honest, son. Is it my snoring?
Kitty: You have a perfectly good hypo-allergenic mattress here to sleep on. I just don't see the point.
Stevie: It would help... me feel... normal. [rolls away] Fish... in a barrel.
Quote from Dewey
Reese: What did you hear?
Dewey: Everything. I want to go to the fair.
Malcolm: No, Dewey. You're too young.
Dewey: Take me or I'll tell Mom.
Reese: If you do, I'll just stomp the crap out of you.
Dewey: Go ahead. I'm still telling.
Malcolm: Dewey, you're not going and you're not telling. If you blab to Mom, we'll take every pet you ever get and set it free.
Reese: We'll destroy every toy, every game, everything you ever love.
Dewey: Do what you have to.