Lois Quote #747
Quote from Lois in New Neighbors
Tina: Damn it! Damn it, Hector, not over there! Are you deaf or stupid or both?! Could you please try to be a little less useless? Where is the sun? Do you see the sun?! I told you to dig the holes over there! El sol?! God, you people drive me nuts with your laziness!
Lois: What is the matter with you?!
Tina: Excuse me?
Lois: You can't talk to him like that! He's a human being. You talk to him like he's some kind of animal.
Tina: I will deal with the help the way I want to.
Lois: He is not "the help." He's not a servant or a slave. [Hector is using a leaf blower to move a discarded can] He's a professional. He's a person with a skill. A skill you do not have, which is why you hired him! [to Hector] Oh, for God's sake, just pick it up!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘New Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I think the word everyone is tiptoeing around is "feud."
Hal: That's a bit drastic, Reese.
Reese: No, Dad, a feud is just what this family needs. Having a common enemy will hone our skills and unite us in a brotherhood of blood.
Quote from Dewey
Malcolm: [to camera] This has been going on for days. I can't believe everybody fell for Josh's stupid lie. Maybe if I just ignore it for a while, it'll go away. People have short memories, right?
Dewey: [jumps rope and sings] Late at night, when you're sleeping That's when Malcolm Comes a-peeping You better watch out You better beware Or Malcolm will see your underwear.
Malcolm: What are you doing? Where did you learn that?
Dewey: At school. [jumps rope and sings] One, two, three, four Malcolm's at your bedroom door Five, six, seven...
Quote from Spangler
Spangler: No! No! No! Do you think Colonel North is going to be impressed by such a sloppy group of cadets? Now, we are going to do this and keep doing it until you get it right! All right, now, once more. With feeling. And...
Cadets: [sing] Candy Man Hey Candy Man Who can take a sunrise Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it with dew Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two Candy Man Candy Man Oh, the Candy Man can The Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good Oh, oh, oh The Candy Man makes Everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Do-do-do-do-do-do... Talk about your childhood wishes
Spangler: You can even eat the dishes. [cadets harmonize]