Abe Quote #3
Quote from Abe in Dinner Out
Abe: She won't let me have butter on my bread... butter. I haven't eaten the stuff in ten years.
Hal: How'd this happen? We weren't always this way.
Abe: Actually, I was. Classic story: raised by a grandmother and four spinster aunts. I used to wash their hair on Saturday nights.
Hal: You poor bastard, you never had a chance.
Abe: Damn it... enough is enough! [eats pats of butter and down his drink]
Hal: You go, Abe!
More Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Dinner Out’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Reese: Hey, I'm getting good with my left. Thanks, Stevie.
Stevie: I... give up. I'm going to... the car.
[As Stevie rolls away, he removes his glasses and wipes away a tear]
Malcolm: Way to go, Reese.
Reese: Aw, geez!
[As Reese gets up and walks over to Stevie, he looks at the fish tank and sees Stevie making the circle gesture]
Stevie: Crying on... command... got me... a cable modem.
Quote from Stevie
Reese: Go ahead, hit me. Get it over with.
[Stevie leans back in his chair and forcefully punches Reese's arm, knocking him to the ground]
Reese: Ow. Ow.
Stevie: Let me... help you. [offers hand making a circle gesture] Reap... the whirlwind! [grabs Reese by the collar and repeatedly punches him]
Malcolm: Finally... justice. I mean, if he doesn't kill him.
Abe Kenarban Quotes
Quote from Reese vs. Stevie
Abe: Ah. There you are. Stevie, you ran off without your backup inhaler.
Stevie: Thanks... Dad.
Abe: Did Stevie tell you his big news?
Malcolm: No. What's going on?
Abe: Stevie's been accepted as a research subject at the Norvet Biomedical Institute. Dr. Norvet himself picked him for the motor-neuropathy program.
Stevie: It's... nothing.
Abe: Nothing? Come on, Stevie. This is the most exciting thing that's happened to us since they put your stomach on the inside. Who knows? This Christmas might just be our first ski vacation.
Stevie: Dad.
Abe: Tomorrow after school we'll go look at snowboards.
Stevie: Dad.
Abe: I said just look.
Quote from Graduation
Dewey: It's weird to think about. Pretty soon you guys will be... gone.
Reese: Yeah. And this just sitting around hanging out... We're not going to have many more of these.
Abe: [chuckles] No, we sure won't. Seems like only yesterday you and I were going to homecoming, putting the school paper to bed, fretting over our first big date with Sharon Hines. Mmm. That kiss went on forever.
Malcolm: Uh, Mr. Kenarban, Stevie's supposed to help me work on my speech.
Abe: Right, right. Mr. Valedictorian. [chuckles] Congratulations again. I'm glad my son can help you out with your big, important speech. It's probably that selflessness that got him the second spot.
Stevie: Dad!
Abe: I'm not insulting salutatorian. It's- It's quite an honor. I'm just glad that even after I got Cedric Hampton to be the school's commencement speaker, they still had the integrity to make you valedictorian and not my crippled son.
Stevie: Go!