Hal Quote #110
Quote from Hal in Dinner Out
Hal: Okay, here's the plan if we want to ditch out of this thing. At the beginning, I'll say that I think I might be coming down with something...
Lois: Hal, I don't want to ditch out of this. I'm looking forward to it. The Kenarbans are nice people, and they want to be friends with us.
Hal: So you're- You're saying I'm on my own here.
Kitty: Yoo-hoo, hi there.
Lois: Hello.
Abe: Abe.
Hal: Hal. [coughs] I think I might be coming down with something.
Abe: Sorry we're late. Some jackass parked in the handicapped space.
Hal: Oh, huh, huh. Why don't you guys get seated and I- I... I got to get something out of the car. I'll just be a...
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Dinner Out’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Reese: Hey, I'm getting good with my left. Thanks, Stevie.
Stevie: I... give up. I'm going to... the car.
[As Stevie rolls away, he removes his glasses and wipes away a tear]
Malcolm: Way to go, Reese.
Reese: Aw, geez!
[As Reese gets up and walks over to Stevie, he looks at the fish tank and sees Stevie making the circle gesture]
Stevie: Crying on... command... got me... a cable modem.
Quote from Abe
Abe: She won't let me have butter on my bread... butter. I haven't eaten the stuff in ten years.
Hal: How'd this happen? We weren't always this way.
Abe: Actually, I was. Classic story: raised by a grandmother and four spinster aunts. I used to wash their hair on Saturday nights.
Hal: You poor bastard, you never had a chance.
Abe: Damn it... enough is enough! [eats pats of butter and down his drink]
Hal: You go, Abe!
Quote from Stevie
Reese: Go ahead, hit me. Get it over with.
[Stevie leans back in his chair and forcefully punches Reese's arm, knocking him to the ground]
Reese: Ow. Ow.
Stevie: Let me... help you. [offers hand making a circle gesture] Reap... the whirlwind! [grabs Reese by the collar and repeatedly punches him]
Malcolm: Finally... justice. I mean, if he doesn't kill him.