Malcolm Quote #122
Quote from Malcolm in Dinner Out
Reese: [knocks Malcolm's fork on the floor] Oops.
Malcolm: Jerk. [bends down]
Reese: You looked. [punches Malcolm's arm]
Malcolm: Ow! [to camera] We're doing this new thing called the circle game. Basically, if you can make the other guy look at your hand while you're doing this... below your waist, you get to hit them in the arm. It's stupid, but, hey... you get to hit people. [to Reese] Barn door's open.
Reese: Huh? [looks down] [Malcolm punches him] Aah!
Hal: Boys.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Dinner Out’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Reese: Hey, I'm getting good with my left. Thanks, Stevie.
Stevie: I... give up. I'm going to... the car.
[As Stevie rolls away, he removes his glasses and wipes away a tear]
Malcolm: Way to go, Reese.
Reese: Aw, geez!
[As Reese gets up and walks over to Stevie, he looks at the fish tank and sees Stevie making the circle gesture]
Stevie: Crying on... command... got me... a cable modem.
Quote from Abe
Abe: She won't let me have butter on my bread... butter. I haven't eaten the stuff in ten years.
Hal: How'd this happen? We weren't always this way.
Abe: Actually, I was. Classic story: raised by a grandmother and four spinster aunts. I used to wash their hair on Saturday nights.
Hal: You poor bastard, you never had a chance.
Abe: Damn it... enough is enough! [eats pats of butter and down his drink]
Hal: You go, Abe!
Quote from Stevie
Reese: Go ahead, hit me. Get it over with.
[Stevie leans back in his chair and forcefully punches Reese's arm, knocking him to the ground]
Reese: Ow. Ow.
Stevie: Let me... help you. [offers hand making a circle gesture] Reap... the whirlwind! [grabs Reese by the collar and repeatedly punches him]
Malcolm: Finally... justice. I mean, if he doesn't kill him.