Craig Quote #149
Quote from Craig in Health Insurance
Craig: Happy anniversary, Lois. I chewed through my ropes so I could have this set up for you when you got back.
Lois: Oh, Craig.
Craig: I invited the entire staff, but I guess they didn't show up, on account of seeing me as human garbage.
Lois: I wish you'd be mad at me. Yell at me, tell me I'm a horrible person. Please.
Craig: Don't apologize, Lois. If you want to make me happy, just sit down and enjoy your party. [over microphone] Hello, everybody. Here's one I'm sure you'll all remember. [sings] Here she comes now, our Lois, Lois. Struttin' down the aisle like she doesn't know us. Hey, she wears a smock and she looks all right, yeah. You gotta scan and stock and mark the cat chow Meow, meow, meow, meow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah. 'Cause she's been here ten... Years. Through the laughs, through the tears. Punchin' in. Punchin' out. 'cept that time she had gout. I say yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
Craig: Yeah.
Lois: Yeah.
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Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Health Insurance’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Eat faster!
Dewey: Don't chew it. Just swallow it!
Reese: [eats ice cream] Nothing.
Malcolm: [to camera] Granted, this isn't scientific, but the fact that Reese can't get brain freeze has to prove something.
Reese: Wait. I'm feeling something in my toes. [eats more ice cream]
Quote from Craig
Joe: I just want to thank Hattie for organizing this meeting. I think it's about time the people who really do the work around here start standing up for ourselves. I for one, am sick of no overtime, no job security-
Craig: Excuse me, Joe, I just want to say that Mr. Cochran makes a lot more money than us. And I strongly feel that on that basis alone, he should be trusted.
Lois: Oh, for God's sake, Craig. You know what really bothers me? When I see Mr. Cochran parking his car out front every morning and we've got to park nine blocks away.
Craig: They let us use the shuttle to get to our cars.
Lois: That's the city bus, Craig.
Craig: I appreciate all the anger that's in this room, and God knows I'm not one to shy away from a fight, but I suggest that instead of starting a union, we form a special committee to maybe paint Mr. Cochran's house so he'll want to be nice to us. [murmurs of disagreement]
Shelly: Sit down and shut up, Feldspar.
Lois: You know what? I've worked here for almost ten years. I have never felt we needed a union, but when I think about what this place has done to some of us, how it's made us so afraid to even voice our opinions, then I think maybe we do. [applause]
Craig: Okay, but let the record show that I advocated a policy of cowardice and appeasement.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Well, we can't take a walk without our jackets anymore, Jamie. It's the first cool day of fall. Fall reminds adults about our mortality, but for you, it's just pretty leaves.