Malcolm Quote #673
Quote from Malcolm in Burning Man
[montage:]
Anita: Most Western medicines numb the body. They silence it. But the body's an amazing thing, Malcolm. It can tell you what's wrong with it. All real healing is just listening. I don't see anything alternative about that.
Malcolm: I just don't see colonizing space as the answer. I mean, if we can't solve our problems here, what's the point of just exporting them there?
Anita: Even Werner Von Braun said that everything science taught him strengthened his belief in the continuity of spiritual existence after death.
Malcolm: Okay, I buy that Godzilla came out of the collective purging of Japanese guilt after World War II, but can you explain to me why the costume had to look so fake?
Anita: Well, let's see... First I'd say The Go-Go's. Then The Bangles, Bananarama and Josie and the Pussycats.
Malcolm: I can't believe it! I hated Charlotte's Web, too! I just wanted to squash that whiny little spider.
Anita: Deep Dish.
Malcolm: Chocolate chip.
Anita: Oscar the Grouch.
[later:]
Malcolm: [to camera] Wow. And I thought all that crap everyone said about love was just to piss me off.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Burning Man’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: What's this? The food's all green.
Lois: I added a little food coloring. It's artistic. I'm being artistic.
Reese: Mom's right. I always thought art was just stupid paintings of old dead guys in drag, but I was wrong. Art can be doing something, or even undoing something. Like when I blew up the Muller's mailbox, that was art, and I didn't even know it.
Hal: Green eggs and toast. I do not like green eggs and toast.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Help me get this grate off. I'm gonna ditch out when we slow down for a turn. I am not going to Burning Man with Mom and Dad.
Malcolm: Reese, we're in the middle of the desert.
Reese: I know what you're thinking. The road runners are too smart to catch and eat. But the coyotes are idiots.
Quote from Hal
Lois: I still can't believe Mr. Barnes let you borrow his fancy RV. This is so classy. This is like Buckingham Palace on wheels.
Hal: He ripped one on the elevator just before the CEO got on, and I took the blame for it. That's the way things work in the corporate world.
Lois: You're unselfish, and it paid off.