Malcolm Quote #669
Quote from Malcolm in Buseys Take a Hostage
Hal: Why don't we just give the homeowners a refund check?
Malcolm: We could. But then we wouldn't have the money for what you said was the most important thing: security.
Hal: Security is big.
Malcolm: I've been racking my brain, trying find a way to give every area equal protection. I wish there was some magic kind of mobile security system that could weave through the neighborhood.
Hal: Like a security car?
Malcolm: Dad, that's brilliant! And then citizens from the neighborhood could drive a car out to make sure there's no trouble.
Hal: I don't know. Purchasing a car isn't the only expense. You got to think about storage fees... Wait, we could park it at our house.
Malcolm: You have a real talent for this.
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Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Are you studying?
Reese: Yeah. My stupid teachers wait until the end of my senior year to tell me I have final exams. In every single class! I've got to get serious now. If the finals are anything like this practice test, it's gonna be brutal.
Malcolm: It's just a bunch of true/false questions.
Reese: So it's a 50-50 chance. Do you know what the odds are of getting one of those right?
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: What's up with Mom?
Reese: She just saw my report card. I flunked out of every single class.
Malcolm: What?
Reese: Every single one of my finals, I got every question wrong.
Malcolm: Oh, my God.
Reese: I know. Now I get to repeat my senior year! Isn't this great? I worked so hard for this. I had to make sure I flunked every class so completely, I couldn't make it up in summer school. Now I don't have to move out or go to college or get a job for a whole 'nother year! This is the greatest achievement of my entire life!
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Did you pull an all nighter?
Reese: Yeah. Math. I kept getting confused, so I'm making a list of all the numbers... 3,082. Where do they stop?