Malcolm Quote #338
Quote from Malcolm in Clip Show
Dr. Kennedy: What about you, Malcolm? What's your place in the family?
Malcolm: I dunno, I'm the middle one.
Dr. Kennedy: Well, really think about it. How do you fit in with this family?
Malcolm: Well, I...
Dr. Kennedy: Go ahead.
Malcolm: Well, I guess I... don't. I don't fit in. I mean, honestly, sometimes I feel I've just been dropped into this family from outer space.
Dr. Kennedy: Well, that's interesting. Now, how-
Reese: Well, he's the one that fixes everything.
Malcolm: What?
Dewey: Yeah, he's the one that figures everything out and solves a lot of our problems.
Reese: Yeah, kinda like that gay kid with the scarf in Scooby Doo. The leader.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Clip Show’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Dr. Kennedy: And you have another brother, Francis?
Reese: Yeah, did they tell you what they did to him?
Malcolm: It's a classic first-born scenario: a free-and-easy couple suddenly has a kid and their whole world's turned upside down. And even after there's other kids, the oldest one becomes a symbol for everything wrong in their lives, through no fault of his own.
Quote from Hal
Hal: My wife told you about the car?
Dr. Kennedy: Yes, the joyriding incident.
Hal: $700 worth of damage! We are at our wits' end with these boys. I am authorizing you to do whatever it takes. Drugs, brainwashing, electroshock...
Dr. Kennedy: Maybe I'll start with talking.
Hal: You're the expert. [to the boys] You do whatever the doctor says. You better be cured when I get back!
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: This is ridiculous! We didn't take their car!
Reese: We were watching TV all night. We were being good. Well, I mean I had some stuff scheduled for later, but...