Cynthia Quote #9
Quote from Cynthia in Reese Cooks
Malcolm: Cynthia, you're a Krelboyne. Krelboynes have Krelboyne parties.
Cynthia: You don't know how many friends I'm capable of making.
Malcolm: Yes, I do. Zero. Just like the rest of us. Cynthia, no one's coming to your party.
Cynthia: Oh, yeah? Well, it so happens the Kinkos man said I set a new record for laminated invitations.
Malcolm: So? That doesn't mean anything.
Cynthia: I know what this is all about. You're jealous.
Malcolm: Jealous?
Cynthia: Making friends obviously doesn't come easy to you. So you hide in your safe little circle while people like me throw big parties and make lots of friends and enjoy life. [wipes her finger on Malcolm's neck and the licks it] Hmm? Bitter. What a surprise.
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Stevie: I hope... my wheelchair... fits in the... make-out closet.
Quote from Hal
Lois: We are not getting through to him.
Hal: Well, what else can we do? We- We've taken away television, video games, his music, fresh air. Lois, we have taken away his air, and he doesn't care about any of it.
Lois: Well, we had better come up with something before he winds up being a problem for the state.
Hal: I don't know, maybe we should try something other than punishing him.
Lois: Like what?
Hal: Maybe Reese needs more attention. Positive attention. When I was his age, I always wanted someone there to talk to, to hang out with, be a role model.
Lois: Oh, Hal, I don't know.
Hal: Lois, that boy needs a father figure, and I really think it should be me.
Quote from Hal
Lois: You are not to step foot outside of this house except for school for the next month!
Reese: Okay.
Hal: Wait a minute, honey, he has to go outside. He's not done pulling weeds from his last punishment.
Lois: Oh, I think staying inside with no TV is worse than weeding.
Reese: I'm already banned from TV.
Lois: You are?
Hal: All right. Fine. No TV, no going outside except for weeding, which you'll do at night. Inside. Oh, I got nothing.