Lois Quote #148
Quote from Lois in New Neighbors
Lois: Your daughter is biting my son.
Tina: Oh, no, they're just playing.
Reese: Ow! It hurts! It hurts! Mommy!
Lois: [grabs Emily's nose] Now, honey, if you want to breathe, you're going to have to open your mouth and let go of my son. [Emily lets go of Reese's leg]
Tina: What are you doing?
Lois: Just a little trick I picked up.
Tina: How dare you touch my daughter.
Lois: She was gnawing on my son. If you're not going to control her...
Tina: Are you questioning my parenting?
Lois: I don't know. I haven't seen it yet.
Tina: How nice. This from a woman raising a pervert.
Lois: Where was he supposed to look? You got 'em laid out like a couple eggs on a plate.
Malcolm: I wasn't...
Tina: Emily, Josh, I don't want you playing with these awful children anymore.
Lois: Hey, my...! Well, they may be awful, but they're a hell of a lot better than your two brats.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘New Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I think the word everyone is tiptoeing around is "feud."
Hal: That's a bit drastic, Reese.
Reese: No, Dad, a feud is just what this family needs. Having a common enemy will hone our skills and unite us in a brotherhood of blood.
Quote from Dewey
Malcolm: [to camera] This has been going on for days. I can't believe everybody fell for Josh's stupid lie. Maybe if I just ignore it for a while, it'll go away. People have short memories, right?
Dewey: [jumps rope and sings] Late at night, when you're sleeping That's when Malcolm Comes a-peeping You better watch out You better beware Or Malcolm will see your underwear.
Malcolm: What are you doing? Where did you learn that?
Dewey: At school. [jumps rope and sings] One, two, three, four Malcolm's at your bedroom door Five, six, seven...
Quote from Spangler
Spangler: No! No! No! Do you think Colonel North is going to be impressed by such a sloppy group of cadets? Now, we are going to do this and keep doing it until you get it right! All right, now, once more. With feeling. And...
Cadets: [sing] Candy Man Hey Candy Man Who can take a sunrise Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it with dew Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two Candy Man Candy Man Oh, the Candy Man can The Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good Oh, oh, oh The Candy Man makes Everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Do-do-do-do-do-do... Talk about your childhood wishes
Spangler: You can even eat the dishes. [cadets harmonize]