Malcolm Quote #672
Quote from Malcolm in Burning Man
Anita: Ooh, what do we have here?
Malcolm: I stepped on a cactus. The needle went right through my shoe.
Anita: Let's take a look.
Malcolm: It's not a big deal. I think I just need some disinfectant and a band-aid and I'll be- [woman sucks Malcolm's foot] Ma'am?
Anita: Mmm. You've internalized a lot of criticism, haven't you?
Malcolm: Well, I don't know. I guess. But what does- [woman sucks Malcolm's foot]
Anita: Okay here's your problem. You have an incredible amount of passion in your soul. But you've got to let down the armor you're using to shield it. [spits out] You also need a tetanus shot.
Malcolm: [to camera] Okay, she's almost as old as my mom, and obviously crazy as a loon. So why am I so turned on?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Burning Man’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: What's this? The food's all green.
Lois: I added a little food coloring. It's artistic. I'm being artistic.
Reese: Mom's right. I always thought art was just stupid paintings of old dead guys in drag, but I was wrong. Art can be doing something, or even undoing something. Like when I blew up the Muller's mailbox, that was art, and I didn't even know it.
Hal: Green eggs and toast. I do not like green eggs and toast.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Help me get this grate off. I'm gonna ditch out when we slow down for a turn. I am not going to Burning Man with Mom and Dad.
Malcolm: Reese, we're in the middle of the desert.
Reese: I know what you're thinking. The road runners are too smart to catch and eat. But the coyotes are idiots.
Quote from Hal
Lois: I still can't believe Mr. Barnes let you borrow his fancy RV. This is so classy. This is like Buckingham Palace on wheels.
Hal: He ripped one on the elevator just before the CEO got on, and I took the blame for it. That's the way things work in the corporate world.
Lois: You're unselfish, and it paid off.