Francis Quote #56
Malcolm: [on the phone] We're stuck in the house with nothing to do.
Francis: You guys should go down to the arcade on Hillcrest. The manager down there has a pretty enlightened outlook about a kid's right to choose his own school hours.
Malcolm: We don't have any money, though.
Francis: All right, you guys are doing me a favor, so I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Mom keeps some money in the top left drawer of her dresser, but she won't notice if you only take between five and seven dollars.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Smunday’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
[As Reese sleeps, Malcolm puts his hand in a jug of water]
Malcolm: [to camera] I picked this trick up in camp last year. This is going to be great. Wait for it. Wait for it- Oh, screw it. [pours water on Reese's crotch]
Reese: [wakes up] Oh, man.
Malcolm: What's wrong, Reese?
Reese: Nothing! Just- Just shut up and go to sleep, okay?
Malcolm: [to camera] It's good to be alive.
Quote from Francis
Francis: [on the phone] What are you doing home?
Malcolm: Mom's sick. She thinks it's Sunday. We kind of went with it.
Francis: Cool. Oh, dude, I need you to do me a giant favor. Go check the mail. Okay, there should be a letter there from Southern Alabama State.
Malcolm: Yeah, it's here. Why, did you apply there?
Francis: No, there's probably no point in me ever trying to apply there. I kind of drove a backhoe into their swimming pool.
Malcolm: Oh, man. Did they have to drain the pool?
Francis: No, if you put a ten-foot crack in them, they pretty much drain themselves. They did have to drain the gym, though.
Quote from Reese
Reese: I finally figured out how Mom could tell we were lying.
Malcolm: How?
Reese: Pheromones. She could smell the fear on us. Next time you lie, you have to take a shower first.