Francis Quote #49
Quote from Francis in Rollerskates
Malcolm: [on the phone] Hello, Francis. I have a problem. I need your advice.
Francis: Trust me, pal, whatever you're going through is not half as bad as what I'm facing.
Malcolm: I'm thinking of asking Dad for skating lessons.
Francis: [inhales sharply]
Malcolm: Why does everyone do that? What does he do?
Francis: Look, if I told you, you'd just freak out. But if you think you're ready, my advice is to get it over with quickly. It's like pulling a giant Band-Aid off your crotch.
Malcolm: I'm going to have a Band-Aid on my crotch?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Rollerskates’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: This isn't fair.
Malcolm: Yes, it is. It's absolutely fair.
Dewey: I'm getting hungry.
Malcolm: We're doing it my way.
Dewey: They're getting cold.
Malcolm: Do you want 'em divided up fairly or not?
Reese: You have more than me.
Malcolm: No, I don't. We all have 29 inches of fries so far. I have two four-inchers, five three-inchers and three two-inchers. You have five five-inchers and a four-incher. They're exactly the same. [Dewey puts a fry in his mouth] Dewey. Okay, we're going to assume this was a four-incher from the share pile. 117 minus 3 times 29 divided by 3 minus... We each take a two-inch bite out of this one. [to camera] Last week we had curly fries. It took us three hours.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Boys, they're called Gut-Busters. They take a sausage, stuff it with cheese, wrap it with bacon and shove it in that deep-fat fryer full of lard. They're indescribable. Bon appetit.