Francis Quote #41
Quote from Francis in Lois vs. Evil
Tanya: You have incredible hands.
Francis: Well, it's easy on such a beautiful back. Not to mention the most talented sweet and sexy... [Tanya looks up at him] What?
Tanya: [sits up] Francis, are are you sure you're really... how you are?
Francis: Tanya, I'm so confused. I mean, I thought that I was, but when I'm around you I have these strange, new feelings. I feel like maybe I could change. That you could be the woman who changes me.
Tanya: Oh, Francis I was hoping you'd say that. I want to be that woman for you. Mm, and don't you worry, honey. If there's one thing we know how to do down here... it's how to fix this.
[cut to Tanya watching Francis in a room filled with young men:]
Preacher: And with God's help, we can say "no!" to weakness. We can say "no!" to all things unnatural! It is procreation, not recreation! And when Satan tempts us, what do we do?
Man: Pray out the gay.
Preacher: Get to it!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Lois vs. Evil’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: [to camera] It's been ten days since Mom lost her job. Yesterday for dinner, we had macaroni and rice. Today it's rice and macaroni.
Reese: Mom, I can't eat this stuff anymore.
Lois: Reese, this is not the time for complaining.
Reese: I'm not complaining; I'm constipated.
Lois: I'm sorry, we can't afford to live lavishly anymore. Drink your milk.
Dewey: It's lumpy.
Lois: Then chew it.
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: You're going to keep the food?
Lois: Yes. I'm not going to throw away perfectly good pie filling and... lamb chutney.
Malcolm: Don't you even care how humiliating this is?
Reese: We've done can drives. This is just the crap people find when they clean out the garage.
Lois: Okay, just stop it. I know how hard this is but no one ever said life is fair. Sometimes decent, hard-working people get dumped on for no good reason. They just have to wipe their eyes and keep on walking. Something will turn up. We just have to hold on a little bit longer.
Hal: And in the meantime be thankful for small favors. Anyone want the last olive?
Lois: Those aren't olives. Those are peaches.
[cut to an ambulance driving down the street with its siren on]
Quote from Hal
Lois: A $150 bottle of cognac? How could you take this?!
Dewey: I'm sorry.
Hal: My God, would you look at this thing? Can you imagine the man who spends $150 on a bottle of cognac? What do you think a guy like that pays for socks?