Malcolm Quote #678
Quote from Malcolm in Health Insurance
Lois: I raced home! What is it?
Hal: Honey, there's something you should know.
Malcolm: Nine minutes and 23 seconds. I win.
Lois: What are you talking about?
Malcolm: We made a bet to see how quickly you could get here if you thought there was an emergency.
Dewey: You don't win. Reese said ten minutes.
Malcolm: But you're not allowed to go over.
Reese: You can't decide that now. That's cheating!
Lois: You did what?!
Malcolm: I don't blame you for being mad, Mom. Reese underestimates you all the time.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Health Insurance’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Eat faster!
Dewey: Don't chew it. Just swallow it!
Reese: [eats ice cream] Nothing.
Malcolm: [to camera] Granted, this isn't scientific, but the fact that Reese can't get brain freeze has to prove something.
Reese: Wait. I'm feeling something in my toes. [eats more ice cream]
Quote from Craig
Joe: I just want to thank Hattie for organizing this meeting. I think it's about time the people who really do the work around here start standing up for ourselves. I for one, am sick of no overtime, no job security-
Craig: Excuse me, Joe, I just want to say that Mr. Cochran makes a lot more money than us. And I strongly feel that on that basis alone, he should be trusted.
Lois: Oh, for God's sake, Craig. You know what really bothers me? When I see Mr. Cochran parking his car out front every morning and we've got to park nine blocks away.
Craig: They let us use the shuttle to get to our cars.
Lois: That's the city bus, Craig.
Craig: I appreciate all the anger that's in this room, and God knows I'm not one to shy away from a fight, but I suggest that instead of starting a union, we form a special committee to maybe paint Mr. Cochran's house so he'll want to be nice to us. [murmurs of disagreement]
Shelly: Sit down and shut up, Feldspar.
Lois: You know what? I've worked here for almost ten years. I have never felt we needed a union, but when I think about what this place has done to some of us, how it's made us so afraid to even voice our opinions, then I think maybe we do. [applause]
Craig: Okay, but let the record show that I advocated a policy of cowardice and appeasement.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Well, we can't take a walk without our jackets anymore, Jamie. It's the first cool day of fall. Fall reminds adults about our mortality, but for you, it's just pretty leaves.