Craig Quote #124
Quote from Craig in Living Will
Craig: [sobs] What am I supposed to do? I came to you guys asking for help because that's what I thought friends do for their friends.
Reese: Dude, calm down.
Craig: I thought we meant something to each other. I mean, after all these years, after everything I've done for you...
Malcolm: Craig, stop it. I can't help it. [Craig weeps] Okay. I guess we can teach you a few move. Just stop crying.
Craig: Really? I mean, you're not just saying that? You'll teach me how to fight dirty?
Malcolm: Yes. But you're gonna have to fully commit to this.
Reese: And you need to know that once you start training with us, you're gonna see the world differently.
Dewey: And there's nothing we can ever do to restore your innocence.
Craig: Thank you so much. You guys are the best.
Reese: You hug me, and the lesson starts right now.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Living Will’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Lois: Wow, I remember this: this is Reese's fifth birthday.
Hal: This must be Christmas the same year.
Lois: Oh, he grew up so fast. [holds up X-ray]
Hal: He sure did. Here's Malcolm's first day at school.
Lois: Oh. Remember when we lost Dewey at the flea market.
Hal: Still keeps great time.
Lois: You want to go through the arrest reports?
Hal: I'll pour some more wine.
Quote from Hal
Lois: Hal, do you want Raisin Bran or oatmeal?
Hal: Oatmeal. No, wait, Raisin Bran. No, no oatmeal. Oh, but Raisin Bran's got that crunch. And those raisins. But sometimes you get too many raisins. You don't have that problem with oatmeal. Oh, but oatmeal can be lumpy. But sometimes good lumpy. But, not usually. So definitely it's going to be Raisin Bran... No, eggs!
Lois: You're having Raisin Bran.
Hal: Oh, God, thank you.
Quote from Reese
Craig: Hey, boys, what do you say the four of us have a giant tickle party?! [closes door] Okay, that was just a cover I didn't want to alarm your parents.
Malcolm: What's going on?
Craig: I need you guys to teach me how to fight. There's this jerk who's always picking on me, and I'm sick of it.
Reese: Why are you asking us?
Craig: Because this guy's stronger and faster than me. The only chance I've got is if I fight dirty. And let's face it, your family is legendary for that.
Malcolm: Well, people exaggerate...
Craig: Please, you've got to teach me everything you know.
Reese: I don't think that's such a great idea. I mean, I teach you some tricks, you teach them to someone else, he teaches them to another guy and sooner or later, I'm in a fair fight.