‘Morp’
Season 7, Episode 21 - Aired April 23, 2006
Malcolm and some other outcasts at school organize an alternative prom, "a morp". A start student hires Reese as her prom date. Meanwhile, a neglected Dewey leads his parents on a wild goose chase around town.
Quote from Hal
Hal: You see the way Dewey's throwing around my money? He has minions! Oh, well, at least he returned my HMO card. "If you want another..." Oh, great! If I want another piece of my wallet, we have to meet him at the corner of Temple and Fourth. "Wear what's in the bag."
Lois: Oh! Will you look at this?
Hal: It's bad enough we have to traipse all over town looking for him, now we have to dress up?!
Lois: How's he even gonna know if we're wearing this?
Hal: I'll tell you how. The little monster has a camera in here. [shouts at the car dashboard] If you think you're going to make a fool out of me, I've got news for you, little man. It's not going to happen!
Quote from Malcolm
Carla: Malcolm, I don't understand this. The morp is going great downstairs. Why do we have to come up here?
Malcolm: It finally hit me. These people have to know that we're having a good time without them.
Carla: Why do you care what they think?
Malcolm: I don't care, but I want them to know I don't care.
Quote from Hal
Lois: This is our fifth stop, Hal. Is this gonna go on all night?
Hal: Well, he's certainly dragging it out. So far, all he's given me back from my wallet is crap! I got my library card, my organ donor card... Oh, wait, he did give me back my tip chart.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Ah, my driver's license. We're getting closer.
Lois: Look at that. He drew a mustache on you.
Hal: No, I did that. I wanted to see how it looked.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: You can't just let them say "I'm sorry" after 12 years of treating us like crap! Wait a minute, they never even said "sorry!" This is a trap! These are the same people who made fun of your clothes all through school, and laughed at your haircuts, and called you Malcolm-Balcolm! You'll be sorry! [sighs]
Mike: [naked] Finally. Now we've got some breathing room in here. [sighs]