‘Krelboyne Girl’
Season 2, Episode 12 - Aired January 14, 2001
Malcolm doesn't know what he's feeling when a new girl, Cynthia (Tania Raymonde), joins the Krelboyne class and shows an interest in him. Meanwhile, Lois tries to wean Dewey off his stuffed animal, while Francis begs Hal to give him an alibi.
Quote from Lois
Cynthia: Thank you again for inviting me.
Lois: Oh, you're welcome. If my son weren't such an unforgivably rude little pig, he would have invited you himself. [to Malcolm] You be nicer to her. She obviously has no friends at all.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Malcolm, would you ask your girlfriend to pass the potatoes? [Cynthia passes the potatoes] Malcolm, would you thank your girlfriend for me?
Quote from Hal
Hal: [answers phone] Hello.
Spangler: This is Commandant Spangler from the Marlin Academy.
Hal: Oh, yes.
Spangler: Sorry to disturb you. I'm just calling because we had an incident up here last weekend, and I've done a thorough investigation, and it appears your son Francis is a prime suspect.
Hal: Well, that's impossible because he was with me last weekend.
Spangler: He was?
Hal: Yes. Yes, we went fishing.
Spangler: You're sure?
Hal: Smallmouth bass. Boy, those babies'll fight you. Yeah, I got the fish to prove it. You know, I should send you some.
Spangler: No, that's quite all right.
Hal: No, I insist. Yeah, I got a freezer full of 'em.
Quote from Dewey
Lois: Dewey, what are you doing?
Dewey: [scrubbing counter] I'm killing the germs. I hate germs. Germs are scary.
Lois: Don't forget the germs in the oven.
Quote from Malcolm
Cynthia: So, have you figured out how many words your phone number makes? Mine makes five: Three in English and two in Esperanto. Just kidding. [chuckles]
Malcolm: You know, if it's a joke you don't have to say "just kidding." It's either funny or it isn't.
Cynthia: You know, just because you're cute doesn't mean you can be rude. [walks off]
Malcolm: [to camera] That wasn't rude. That was... What's a...? Did she say I was cute?!
Quote from Lois
Lois: Dewey, we have got to talk. Honey, when I talked to you about germs, I was just trying to scare you. That was wrong. This isn't about germs. Sweetie, it's about growing up. The reason I had to take Domingo away from you is because you are too grown-up for a ratty, old stuffed animal that's falling apart.
[Dewey screams as he sees a bug crawl across the cabinet]
Lois: Dewey, you have got to stop this. It's a little bug. It never hurt anyone.
Dewey: But it has germs on it!
Lois: Okay, this is enough. [grabs the bug and eats it] See? Nothing happened to me. Okay? [Dewey nods] Okay. So take off the plastic and go eat your breakfast.
[Lois gags and wipes her tongue after Dewey walks out]
Quote from Lois
Hal: Do you think maybe Dewey's getting a little old for stuffed animals? Maybe we should start thinking about weaning him off Domingo.
Lois: I guess that part of his childhood is over. So sad. Our little baby is growing up. [to Dewey] Give me that. [yanks stuffed animal away from Dewey, leaving behind part of the ear he was chewing]
Quote from Cynthia
Malcolm: Hi. I'm Malcolm.
Cynthia: Cynthia.
Malcolm: So, you're new here.
Cynthia: Yeah... my dad wanted to get away from Manhattan, but I think the real reason is that my mom's remarriage hit him pretty hard and he thinks that a new environment would help. The truth is, nothing's been the same since my brother died in the boating accident. [chortles] Just kidding.
Malcolm: What?
Stevie: Get... a room. [Cynthia chortles]
Malcolm: Anyway, I'll see you later and I'm glad your brother's okay.
Cynthia: I don't have a brother.
Quote from Cynthia
Cynthia: So, why are you here so late?
Malcolm: I had to use the school computer. Why are you here so late?
Cynthia: I really liked what you said in class about the search for intelligent life in the universe.
Malcolm: And you waited out here to tell me that?
Cynthia: You know, I was thinking, why are we even bothering to send signals into deep space? If we do make contact with extraterrestrials, we'll probably just wind up doing their laundry. [chortles] Just kidding. So, what's it like having a brother?
Malcolm: I don't know. Well, I've got to go home now. Bye.
Cynthia: Bye. [follows Malcolm]
Quote from Lois
Lois: What's going on?
Malcolm: Some weird new girl from school actually followed me home.
Lois: Really? Is she cute? Hey, is this what that whole boxer shorts thing is all about?
Malcolm: Mom, please don't.