Dewey: When you're finished watering your men, can I ask you something?
Hal: Well, go ahead, son. What is it?
Dewey: I've got this decision to make. There's a lot of people depending on me, and I'm not sure what to do.
Hal: That's the part of leadership no one talks about, son. You think it's going to be all parades and strongmen carrying you around on one of those fancy sultan doodads, but what they don't tell you about is the crushing responsibility, men who expect nothing in return but a... an able general who could lead them to victory. And, instead, you break their hearts. Men! I've been wasting your time. You deserve better than me. I've let you down.
All: No.
Bodybuilder #1: You didn't let us down. We let you down. You're the smartest man in the world, and we let you down. It's all our fault! [punches tree] Uhh! We're weak. Weak! [punches tree] Uhh! Weak little girls! [punches tree]
[Chad falls out of the tree]
Bodybuilder #1: Does this mean I'm a daddy?