Hal: Where the hell are my glasses? I've been looking for... Where are they?! Are you sure you haven't seen them?
[Hal's glasses are on his head]
Reese: No.
Malcolm: Sorry, Dad.
Hal: They gotta be around here somewhere!
Malcolm: [to camera] He's been looking for those glasses for 2 1/2 hours. He's totally shattered his old record.
Hal: Agh! This is ridiculous. They couldn't just disappear. Maybe they're in the car. Where the hell are my keys?! [groans]