Hal: Dewey, I just found this letter! It says your school's going to have a father-son 5K race, and it was in the trash.
Dewey: I wanted to save you the trouble of agreeing to do it and then coming up with a bunch of lame excuses when you don't show up. It's degrading for you and even though I should know better, still slightly disappointing for me.
Hal: Come on, I'm not that bad.
Dewey: Last week you missed my class performing an original one-act play that I wrote.
Hal: Well, I was there yesterday when the mayor presented you with an award for it.
Dewey: No, you weren't.
Hal: Well, I saw every second of the video. Look, son, I am going to be at that race.