Quote from Ida in Victor's Other Family
Lois: It's the results of the blood test that lawyer wanted me to take. This says paternity is genetically impossible. This says that Dad is not my father! Ida: I was 80% sure you were his. Lois: What?! Ida: The very second Victor walked in the house, I dragged him to the bedroom. I guess his soldiers got outflanked. Lois: What?! Mother, how could you do something like that?! Ida: I was lonely. Your father had a lot of business trips. Now we know what his business was. Lois: Then who is my father? Ida: Oh, what do you want to get into that for? Radu Gogorsky. The only interesting thing about him was he could walk up a flight of stairs on his hands. Lois: What about Susan? Is she Dad's daughter? Ida: Anything's possible. Lois: How could you lie like this? Ida: Sweetie, don't be upset. We can change this "A" to a "B." The judge will completely buy it.