Quote from Hal in Victor's Other Family
Hal: All right, the race is in two days. Let's get out there and practice. Where do we keep the sports bottles? Dewey: Do we really need props for this charade? Hal: Hey, when did your mom get a fire extinguisher? Dewey: Uh, Dad, you probably don't want to... Hal: Why would she hide this from me? [Hal screams as he sprays the fire extinguisher in his face] [cut to:] Dewey: [on the phone] Yeah, Mom. He found it. The doctor says two weeks. Bye. [hangs up] I have to admit you almost had me fooled. I really thought you were going to come through this time. Hal: Dewey, it was an accident. Believe me, if I wanted to blind myself, there are 100 easier ways I could have done it. Knowing that I let you down hurts much more than burnt corneas. And they hurt a lot. [Dewey walks away] I hate breaking a promise to you, Dewey, I really do. That's the truth. I remember once when my dad told me he was going to take me to an air show.