Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Dates a Family
Malcolm: Isn't it great when the girl asks the... [gasps] Angela. I totally forgot. Oh, man, I've got two dates to the Spring Dance. It's sort of like that old episode of... well, every show. If you think about it, it's actually a pretty interesting challenge. [Stevie's wheel gets stuck] I mean, Urkel did pretty well with the identical cousin trick until he got greedy and made himself a duke. And Potsie doesn't count because one of his turned out to be a dude. Stevie, are you even listening to me? Stevie: Two girls... ...two families. I don't have... two lungs! Malcolm: What does that have to do with... Stevie: People with... your luck... aren't allowed... to be creeps. Just... choose! Malcolm: Yeah, all right. [walks off and leaves Stevie stuck]